i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(Source: alabasterbones, via fascinaete)

13.Oct.14 1 week ago


I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113, via humorking)

11.Oct.14 1 week ago


sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

(Source: wigglytuffer, via timid)

11.Oct.14 1 week ago


when you’re the only person in class to get a 100 on a test


(via beyoncevevo)

11.Oct.14 1 week ago


congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via legalmexican)

11.Oct.14 1 week ago
03.Oct.14 2 weeks ago

I love how tumblr is always there for us

03.Oct.14 2 weeks ago


i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

(via trust)

03.Oct.14 2 weeks ago